I am a mongoose.

May 17

One of those moments when you can’t believe how much your life has changed in such a short time.

Grabbag of good and bad feels.

That’s what it’s like when you remember being madly in love and being fiercely loved in return but it all turned rotten - to miss love, but to never want to think about the one you once loved ever again.

Kisses are confusing.

Apr 08

kingbeetle:

bouncybat:

amazingfanblog:

I don’t even know anymore. Just read the fucking article.

…I can’t.

This is like saying an acorn is a tree.

Can we just make Arizona secede from the US

it’s not like they have valuable natural resources or anything, right?


So I could be pregnant right now with a baby whose father I haven’t even met yet. Arizona pharmacies are gonna have to sell time machine pee sticks…

Apr 08

Ugh. I would go on a rant about PMS…

But really I’m just sad about everything today.

And I’m angry at my body for being stupid while it waits for my period to get here. The breakouts and excessive peeing just really aren’t needed right now. I get that you spent all month getting ready for a baby and that you’re upset you have to start all over again, but there’s no good reason to rush 28 days of built up water weight out of my bladder in 2 days.

WHY DO TWO WEEKS OUT OF THE MONTH HAVE TO SUCK?

Apr 05
ilovecharts:

The solution to every college girl’s greatest problem … solved by a second semester senior -Kate

ilovecharts:

The solution to every college girl’s greatest problem … solved by a second semester senior -Kate

Apr 05
Story of my life!

Story of my life!

Apr 05

Oh My Goodness. The magenta/placenta stanza killed me. I’m officially dead as I type this.

Apr 05
Apr 05
ufocottoncandy:

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This picture makes me smile. COLORFUL CONDOM BALLOON PEOPLE ARE GETTIN IT ON!

ufocottoncandy:

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This picture makes me smile. COLORFUL CONDOM BALLOON PEOPLE ARE GETTIN IT ON!

Apr 05
sororitysugar:

phi sig SISTERHOOD ♥ 

LITP

sororitysugar:

phi sig SISTERHOOD ♥ 


LITP

Apr 05
samrgarrett:

ironfuckingmaiden:

omg this is too perfect

THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH

Also, there’s this nifty thing called the New Testament in the Bible. It’s pretty cool, you should check it out. It says love is greater than any sin.

samrgarrett:

ironfuckingmaiden:

omg this is too perfect

THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH


Also, there’s this nifty thing called the New Testament in the Bible. It’s pretty cool, you should check it out. It says love is greater than any sin.